I Don't Want To Think, I Just Want To Pee!

What is up with the whole cutsie names on the bathrooms in restaurants and bars? What happened to good old fashioned Men and Women signs? Over the weekend we went to a Seafood restaurant in TLTTF, TX and the bathroom signs read - Inboards and Outboards...WTF? I'm not a boat person, how in the hell am I supposed to know what that means!!!

I don't want to think when I have to go pee at a bar or restaurant, I don't want to have that sinking feeling that I am going to walk in on some old guy holding his wing-wang and say, 'Oh, sorry, thought this was the women's bathroom!

For the love of Pete - I just want to pee!!!