All quiet on the Eastern Front

Of the roughly 250 odd employees that worked in my building a month ago, about 10 of us are left. Just sitting around makes for a very long day let me tell you…
I think I’ll get out of here and go watch the race…

I was sitting at my desk reading a book and noticed on the front cover “Specifically designed for comfortable reading”. What’s this all about??
I can’t figure out how this book has been specifically designed for comfortable reading…or how can any book for that matter…

This bites, I’m outta here…