Lil' Poo-Poo

Ahh…my little Fart Ninja makes me so proud…*sniff* they grow up so fast…

Speaking of farts, I was raised in a family that thought they were funny, not some dastardly act that would bring shame on future generations of our clan. Hell, my Great Grandmother’s nickname was “Pooter McEntire” and rumor has it that she could cut one from one end of the house to the other. Unfortunately she died when I was very young so all I have are stories from the elders.