I'm not paying attention on my conf calls

Since Pat Robertson is so tight with Jeebus that he let him know about a terrorist act that will occur in late 2007. I wonder if I could get him to find out if Ohio State is going to cover the spread in the BCS Championship game. Be nice to know…

That aside, it appears that Whitney’s having a garage sale.
Wonder how much that crack pipe’s going to go for?? Yeah, you’re right, she wouldn’t sell that...

I got a Football FIKI for Cristmas. Comes in handy on days like this.