Goin' To The Chapel of Lo -ove

Napster and I were looking for a break so we decided to hit my town next weekend. We're going to spend a long weekend enjoying all the hedonistic pleasures this place has to offer.
Oh and as a bonus, we've decided to go ahead and tie the knot. On Friday we'll be pledging our love for one another in the presence of the man himself. We've both had traditional weddings and thought that this would be a hoot.

Now for the ground rules as laid down by Napster:
Spurs will not dance naked in the fountains.
Spurs will not be found walking down Freemont St wearing only a blazer, shorts, flip flops and cowboy hat while drinking pilsner from a plastic yard glass singing "Viva Las Vegas".
Spurs will leave the lions alone.
Spurs will be on time for the wedding ceremony.
Spurs will not wear an inappropriate bathing suit.
"Honey I'm going to get us some ice", does not mean spurs can sneak away to play Blackjack.
Spurs agrees that mooning people from the Stratosphere is not funny. And neither is spitting on them from the platform.
Just because the women of La Cage go topless does not mean that spurs can go topless. Napster however....heh...well, I'll leave it up to her. Remember the Waffle House...Mo, help me out here...
Just because the drinks are free does not mean that spurs should always say yes to the waitress.
Spurs agrees that no firearms will be transported to Vegas.
Spraying the concierge with a fire extinguisher is not acceptable behavior.
Spurs agrees to use a bubble solution product when making "bubbles" in the hot tub.

I think this list may grow during the week...

Other than that, it's wide open and I think we're going to have a blast.