Got to love a Marketing Degree

This has been bugging me for a while.
What the hell is Zorbitex? I can't find it on the Periodic Table...
How about stinkyfeetbegoneitex? Has a bit of a ring to it I think.

Sidenote: click on the feet...they talk...it's weird, in a funky feet kind of way.
I enter re-hab tommorow.